And Even More from the Matatu

Today the matatu had pink patent leather seats. Pretty groovy eh? Anyhow, this woman sitting next to me was eating corn. Grilled corn to be exact. Grilled corn is a popular snack as it is sold in the streets for a "very nice price". Well, this lady was talking a lot and felt the need to prove her point by waving her corn around. In her wild gesticulations she kept hitting my leg with her half chewed, kind of burned corn. I wanted to yell at her but i didnt know how to say "bitch stop touching me with your nasty ass corn" in swahili so i just gave her a mean look instead.